London fashion

While I'm sitting here in front of the computer, I should get this out of my system.
London is not fashionable. It is certainly trendy. The older generations all dress nicely, mostly in dark colors, but nothing 'fashionable.' The 13-27 year old females, however, are terrible. They all wear one of two outfits: a)tight jeans tucked into knee high boots with a blousy maternity top, lots of scarves, and enormous sunglasses or b)black footless leggings with ballet flats, the same maternity tops, lots of scarves and enormous sunglasses. If the girl is purse-carrying age, she carries a brightly colored leather suitcase-like bag with lots of flaps. 70% of the girls who wear this are semi-cute with good enough figures. Only 7% look good in this.